Monday Mens
AND THEN THERE WERE FOUR 🏆
Monday Men’s League Playoffs — Semifinal Recap
The semifinals are complete, the scores are official, and four teams have earned the right to keep golfing.
The other four?
SOL.
No final round. No championship glory. And, most devastatingly, no final meal banquet.
Hope you boys packed a sandwich. jk you can still eat but the winners eat first!
🏆 A-SIDE SEMIFINALS
Weapons of Grass Destruction — 220
Bunk Boys — 234
Weapons of Grass Destruction advance to the A-Side Final.
The Bunk Boys spent all season preparing for this moment, only to discover that apparently 14 shots is a fairly significant number.
Weapons came in, handled business, posted a 220 and continued their march toward the title.
The Bunk Boys?
The good news is they finally don't have to worry about Monday night golf anymore.
Weapons advance. Bunk Boys eliminated. Banquet status: DENIED.
House Hunters! — 213
GlenEagles Pros & Joes — 226
Apparently the House Hunters found exactly what they were looking for:
A spot in the championship.
A 213 was the low number of the semifinals and sent the Pros & Joes packing by 13.
The Pros showed up.
The Joes showed up.
Unfortunately, the scores showed up too.
House Hunters move on to meet Weapons of Grass Destruction for the big one.
House Hunters advance. Pros & Joes eliminated. Please return your banquet credentials at the door.
🏆 A-SIDE CHAMPIONSHIP
⚔️ WEAPONS OF GRASS DESTRUCTION
vs.
🏠 HOUSE HUNTERS!
This is it.
220 vs. 213 in the semifinals.
Weapons of Grass Destruction have survived the bracket and now stand one round away from finishing the job.
House Hunters just fired the best team score of the semifinals and are apparently no longer interested in houses. They're hunting trophies now.
One round.
One championship.
One team gets eternal Monday League glory.
The other gets dinner and has to sit there thinking about what could have been.
🍻 B-SIDE SEMIFINALS
Dirty Baker Dozen — 217
The Lofts — 238
This one got ugly.
The Dirty Baker Dozen fired a very respectable 217.
The Lofts countered with a 238, which is certainly also a number.
After a 21-shot defeat, The Lofts have officially been evicted from the playoffs.
No appeal.
No recount.
No banquet.
Dirty Baker Dozen advance. The Lofts eliminated.
Fists of Furyk — 223
Pin Seekers — 224
ONE. SHOT.
After an entire season of golf, countless putts, questionable drops, missed three-footers and at least a few scores that probably required some creative accounting...
The difference was one stroke.
Fists of Furyk: 223.
Pin Seekers: 224.
That's brutal.
Somewhere in that round is one missed putt that a Pin Seeker is going to remember sometime around 2:13 AM in February.
"I could've made that."
Correct.
You could have.
Fists of Furyk advance by ONE. Pin Seekers eliminated and encouraged not to look at the scorecard again.
🍺 B-SIDE CHAMPIONSHIP
🥖 DIRTY BAKER DOZEN
vs.
👊 FISTS OF FURYK
The consolation bracket has reached its final form.
Dirty Baker Dozen arrive after posting a strong 217.
Fists of Furyk arrive after surviving by the golfing equivalent of a rounding error.
It doesn't matter how you get there.
They're both still golfing.
And most importantly...
They're both still eating.
☠️ IN MEMORIAM: THE ELIMINATED
A brief moment of silence for:
Bunk Boys — 234
GlenEagles Pros & Joes — 226
The Lofts — 238
Pin Seekers — 224
Thank you for your service.
Unfortunately, the league has reviewed your semifinal performances and determined that your services are no longer required.
While Weapons, House Hunters, Dirty Baker Dozen and Fists of Furyk prepare for one final round followed by the year-end meal banquet, the eliminated teams are officially:
S.O.L.
Sitting
Out
Lupper
We appreciate your understanding during this difficult time. again JK you can still eat!
🏁 ONE MONDAY LEFT
A-Side Championship
Weapons of Grass Destruction vs. House Hunters!
B-Side Championship
Dirty Baker Dozen vs. Fists of Furyk
Four teams remain.
Two trophies are up for grabs.
One final Monday of league golf.
See you at the finale. 🍻🏆